Chapter 13: Inseparable

“……” Journey to the West, right? Bodhisattva and Sun Wukong, right? She’s holding three coconuts to find three men. If she buys a bunch of coconuts, shouldn’t the men fill up this boat?

Jiang Yang wanted to kill someone, especially when she saw Lan Qian’s obscene expression of “enjoy it well, no need to thank me too much”, her murderous intent surged even more.

How did she raise such an idiot?

Suddenly, Jiang Yang felt a warmth on her chest, and a pair of hands gently stroked her breasts. The black-skinned, big-breasted male mom bit his lip lightly, his eyes seemingly rejecting yet welcoming.

Big brother, your breasts are so big, why are you touching me? I should be touching you.

Just as she was thinking, she suddenly felt a gentle embrace from behind. The black-skinned, white-haired handsome man with seductive eyes hugged her waist from behind, lightly biting her earlobe, his deep voice captivating by her ear. And the last black-skinned little cheetah, arrogantly took her hand and shyly pressed it on his own big breasts… Wow! It felt awesome!

It’s too much, too stimulating. If she writes any more, it will be locked. Jiang Yang threw off the big breasts and was about to send these few people away.

“Bam–” Suddenly, a huge noise came from downstairs, breaking the ambiguous atmosphere in the room.

“What happened?” Jiang Yang thought, this came at just the right time.

As soon as she finished speaking, there was another huge noise.

“Second Miss, it seems to be from downstairs, caused by that merman. You go ahead and take care of your business, I’ll go handle it right away,” Lan Qian said, thinking in her heart that this damn merman had ruined Second Miss’s mood.

“No need, this merman has always been obedient and has never made such a big commotion. I’ll go down and have a look myself.” Jiang Yang prepared to go out.

The three black-skinned handsome men looked at each other. The seductive black-skinned handsome man grabbed her hand and said, “Second Miss, a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold. Don’t let a merman ruin the mood.”

“That’s right.” The male mom hugged Jiang Yang’s neck, his voice gentle.

The black-skinned little cheetah was even more direct, preparing to untie Jiang Yang’s sash.

Although it felt great to be surrounded by three black-skinned, big-breasted handsome men, and she would occasionally indulge in this niche style in the gigolo house before, recently it seemed that staying with that big handsome fish for too long had made her lose interest in styles she used to enjoy.

At present, she was only at the stage of appreciation, as pure as an elementary school student, without the urge to go to bed and make love. As for the reason, it was really because that brainless fish was too damn handsome. Although he was a bit stupid, his figure was not inferior to these black-skins at all, and his fish butt was particularly perky. It was like a person who had seen a phoenix – no matter how beautiful and fancy the red-bellied golden pheasant was, it would seem dull and uninteresting.

Jiang Yang directly pushed the three people away and waved her hand generously, “Alright, there’s no need for you to serve me. Go to Lan Qian to get your rewards.”

The reason these people were so attentive was for money, but money was the last thing Jiang Yang lacked.

Hearing this, the three black-skinned handsome men were no longer as attentive as before, but looked at Lan Qian expectantly instead.

Lan Qian, whose plan had failed, had a worried face. She reluctantly took out money, truly losing both the gentleman and the soldiers. It was all the fault of that damn cheap fish!

Jiang Yang went downstairs while retying her loose sash. When she reached the floor where Chi Mei was, she saw a huge hole smashed in the window. A group of crew members were hesitating at the door, not daring to go in. The next second, with a bang, something was thrown out again, throwing things out non-stop, some from the main door and some from the window.

These crew members kept dodging. Seeing Jiang Yang arrive, they were overjoyed and said, “Second Miss, you’re finally here. That fish has gone crazy, please control it quickly.”

As soon as they finished speaking, the sound of smashing things inside stopped.

Jiang Yang walked slowly. The corridor was littered with fragments of porcelain. She looked carefully and saw that it was the celadon phoenix-headed vase. There were also some chair legs and screen corners that had been smashed to pieces. The eyes of the Eight Beauties on the screen had been maliciously gouged out and crumpled into trash balls before being thrown out.

It really had gone crazy.

From the mutilated corpses outside, this fish should be in a fit of rage, so it used these things to vent. Although she didn’t know what kind of madness it had, after the previous experience of appeasement, Jiang Yang felt that the difficulty of appeasing it should not be great. At most, she would give it a couple more plates of spicy little octopus. Moreover, fish only had a seven-second memory, so it was easy to coax.

Jiang Yang pushed open the shaky door and walked in. The comforting words she had prepared in her belly were about to spill out, but they turned into shock.

The handsome merman was lying obediently, its tail fins swaying leisurely: “Ah Yang, I knew you would come to me.”

Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment. Wasn’t it going crazy? How come…

“You…” Jiang Yang organized her words for a long time and finally asked directly, “Weren’t you angry?”

Chi Mei looked innocent and puzzled: “I’m not angry.”

Just jealous, it didn’t count as anger. Even if he was angry, it was at those flirtatious men, not at Ah Yang.

“Then why did you throw things?” Jiang Yang looked at the room. Tables, chairs, vases, screens – anything that could be thrown had been thrown out by him.

Of course it was to stop you from flirting with other men, but saying it directly would make him seem too petty and jealous.

Chi Mei lowered his head: “I just missed you.”

“Just that?” Jiang Yang was completely puzzled. Missing her meant throwing things, what logic was that?

A stupid fish, a Lan Qian, the people around her were not very smart. Sigh, she had it tough.

Chi Mei’s good complexion suddenly darkened, his deep brows furrowed, pressing down on his jet-black eyes, revealing a sharpness she had never seen before. His thin lips let out an extremely intimidating hiss, like an animal’s threat, and his tail fins were raised high with all the spines inverted.

Jiang Yang had previously wondered how such a beautiful tail fin could beat those crew members half to death. It was only at this moment that she understood. What she had seen before was his deliberate disguise. It was like a giant panda, looking fluffy and harmless, but once it showed its bear-like claws, one would instantly realize how much damage the seemingly gentle and harmless little thing could cause.

Chi Mei’s tail fin was like this. When fully expanded, his tail was as wide as half a bath tub. The luster of the scales sparkled like glaze in the sunlight, beautiful yet dangerous. It heavily fanned the water, surging up a wave of turbulent waves. The long tail fanned towards the door, and the gentle water instantly turned into a high-pressure water gun.

“Ah–” Screams came from outside the door. Jiang Yang looked back and saw that the three black-skinned, big-breasted handsome men were drenched with water, their faces flushed from being hit.

They were probably curious to see the merman she kept after taking the money and preparing to leave, happening to pass by here. Who knew they would be discovered by the crazed merman? The three handsome men were startled and fled in a panic.

Jiang Yang was dumbfounded like an old dog. She wiped the water traces on her face. Fortunately, these three were far away from the handsome merman. If they were close, they would probably end up like the previous crew members. He was a fierce tiger, but she treated him like a Hello Kitty.

Jiang Yang began to reflect on whether she had wronged this fish in any way before, lest it go crazy again at some unknown time and kill her with a tail.

But obviously, Jiang Yang’s worries were unnecessary. After driving away the three black-skinned handsome men, Chi Mei retracted his tail. His tightly knitted brows relaxed, and in an instant, he seemed to have turned back into the cute and brainless silly fish from earlier.

He took out a phoenix flower handkerchief from somewhere, wrung out the soaked cloth, and gently wiped Jiang Yang’s dripping face. His movements were very focused, as if there was only her reflection in his pupils.

He pursed his lips, his deep European and American five senses showing a somewhat childish dimple, seemingly a little guilty and uneasy: “I’m sorry, Ah Yang. Just now I didn’t control the force well, causing you to get drenched by the water too.”

Under the thin merman silk, his arms were pale and colorless, but the muscles were very firm. His fingers occasionally touched her face, cold and cool. Creatures that had lived in the sea for many years had body temperatures different from humans.

Jiang Yang shook her head: “Uh, it’s okay.”

Chi Mei helped her wipe her face dry, but her long hair was still dripping with water. There weren’t many attendants at sea, and Jiang Yang didn’t know how to comb her hair well. Although Lan Qian was skilled with the sword, she was also clumsy with her hands. So Jiang Yang’s long hair was basically tied up casually with a hairpin, with half of it hanging down at the back, and many loose strands falling in front of her forehead. Because she had been drenched, the dark strands by her cheeks were dripping with water.

Chi Mei put down the handkerchief, his eyes gradually deepening. He carefully glanced at Jiang Yang and seeing no reaction from her, he reached out and touched her long hair. This was the first time he had touched a woman’s long hair besides his mother’s. Soaked with water, it was like willow branches hanging into a lake, soft and comfortable.

“You… aren’t angry anymore?” Jiang Yang asked.

Chi Mei nodded: “Not angry anymore.” As a capable fish and a prince of the merman clan, he needed to defend the feelings between mates. Females were very fickle, and he absolutely could not let some dubious fish or people sow discord in their relationship. Fortunately, he had done it, driving away those flirtatious men who intended to compete with him for Ah Yang. He was indeed worthy.

“That’s good. Almost everything in the room has been smashed by you. I’ll go find someone to get you some new things.” Jiang Yang turned around and saw Lan Qian standing at the door. “You came at the right time. Go get some new tables and chairs.”

“…… Yes.” Lan Qian’s eyes darkened. After finding a way to persuade Jiang Yang to leave, Lan Qian came to Chi Mei and said angrily, “Don’t think I don’t know that you’re behind all this, you cheap fish. Previously, you were bragging to me about rejecting our lady, and now you’re clinging to her and not letting her find a man. Tsk! You’ve become a shrew and still want to put on a show of virtue. You–”

Before she could finish, Chi Mei raised his arm, flaunting the white jade bracelet on his hand, its brightness dazzling. “I already agreed to Ah Yang long ago.”

Lan Qian was shocked: “…… You…”

“I am now Ah Yang’s mate. We are in love, affectionate, and inseparable.” Chi Mei’s smile was more brilliant than the height of summer, using all his life’s learning to describe their intimate relationship.

Lan Qian’s body stiffened. No wonder, with three big-breasted handsome men in front of her, she didn’t even glance at them.

It’s over. Even before the confession succeeded, she was already in so deep. Now that the confession has succeeded, wouldn’t it be even more hopeless?

The stupid fish will soon know the truth.

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